O.J. Simpson needs help.
The type of help he needs maybe be the million dollar question……or 33.5 million judgement!
Ok sorry that was mean…….But I liked it! LOL!!
Anyways, maybe O.J. could use some of my help….I suggest the ”BlackFlap Reality Check.”
You may ask, Shanna…….What in the blonde haired blue-eyed hell is a “Black Flap Reality Check”??? Well thanks for askin….
I figure we should get a neon green candy painted Pinto (yes the car!) Lift up the back flap like trunk and sit a tied up O.J. in it, and let it chill in center of Harlem, NY for a couple hours starting at 4:00PM in the afternoon. Betcha he’ll remember what black is then. And what kinds of positives and negatives green can bring you, with all that neon green candy coated goodness drawin all sorts of attention……….Harlem will do just that, send you a reality check. Hence the name …BlackFlap Reality Check.
I figure this would possibly bring him down from whatever “white” cloud he’s trying to float on. O.J. has a jacked up view of the color wheel…..Green translates into black dissapearing somehow.
*Sigh.*
Yes, Orenthal… I am being hard on you…and yes, my chisled jaw friend, I DO have other things to worry and talk about, but today, the Lord put you on my heart.
You didn’t think that you would get away with this did you?
But you didn’t stop there……
Did you O?
Then you thought you was on top of the world huh?
I was trying to believe you….
Then I was getting irritated….
Then I just said…. “Let me get my belt because somebody finna get a laying of the leather… across their hamburger buns”.
See? You can’t be mad. Just understand that what you have already done and what your doing now, just proves….
O.J. must not really Love tha kids:
Role Models folks….ROLE MODELS!!
…But we know O.J., after all that has taken place….we know….
*Sigh*
You’ll be back….
Take it Easy….
