I am NOT pleased with AirTran right now….
So I just got back from a trip to Maryland…..I really thought I was going to die on 2 of the 4 flights in my whole trip…….the last landing on my way home scared me, the real skinny chick next to me, in the middle seat and a Big guy looking like Faizon Love as big Worm in Friday…. squished by the window in our row.
Ol boy knew good and well he should have paid the extra 15 dollars online and picked out his seat in the emergency exit instead of sittin where he was, and I could have sworn he squealed like Wilbur the pig when them airplane wheels touched down…..we WAS shakin around a little too much…..but he had his hand on his chest and everything….lookin towards the heavens and us….
…..And Sanjaya…..the Fierce Frooty-Licious Flight attendant dude with the Ryan Seacrest & Alltel wireless commercial dude’s metro-sexual front hair flip with highlights, hopefully was not being serious when he put on that eyeliner darker and thicker than mine…..
Is SkyMall the magazine really serious with some of those gadgets and prices? SMH @ a 1,200.00 gold or silver pen or a 500.00 rose…..I AM riding in damn coach for a reason…..
Since it’s been about 4 years since I had been on a plane last, I was very pissed at the reality of traveling today. Even if you buy 2 magazines and re-read them over and over and do any or all of the crosswords in them to the best of your ability and eat 3 mini bags of pretzels….if your flight is longer than and hour….a plane is boring as hell. I don’t drink all that much and I am not up for conversation with folks who obviously don’t know that hot electronics & raw fish have ALOT in common with their breath.
Hey….
I was wondering…do they spray the head rests after people get off? Each and EVERY one? Between flights? One lady in front of me had something in her hair that I think waved at me and showed me pics of it’s offspring…….jussayin…..
My last flight felt like riding with one of my friends who has to rush everywhere they go even when they are hours ahead of schedule. When they break, it is not a smooth transition, but an abrupt body jerk that could make you forget you are a passenger in a car but instead feel like you are in a rollarcoaster at Six Flags. The friend who I am scared to ride with, and make out my will before I even call to get a ride. When I ride with them, I feel sometimes this may be my last trip I may ride before we cross on over past that last missed stop sign in the sky……Going to fast and crazy like that it would make a bald person feel like something is blowing away up top and /or forget they are bald ( or a supposed to be big manly man, supposed to be all confident like for the ladies, but instead hollering like somebody ripped their manties, I see you big dude next to the skinny chick!) …..That was my flight.
I am home now thank God!!!
Take it Easy……
