Man…
You ever wonder where are cops when you need em? I mean they forever be there if YOU doing somethin…
Parking in the Handicapped spot at the gas station when you only going in for a pack of gum or a soda pop…..
They end up being there when you at the intersection and it’s a green light to go ahead, but traffic is so backed up, that you either stay put or make a judgement call. So you make it. Time you make that judgement call, when your brain actual dials up the muscles to perform the action, there is a cop somewhere…..Lurking in a way, just waiting , lickin their chops, salivating, breathing hard on the door to try and get that little boy…..oh…wait that’s Cujo…LOL! Waiting for that light to turn a delicious crisp RED apple color, All……while YOU are still at that intersection.
You sick and asked Ray Ray to go to the store. He sees no wrong with him being a man that looks like Michael Clarke Duncan, parking in the Expectant Mother spot just to run in and gets meds for you. Guess who just happened to be parked in an unmarked car adjacent to him…..Coppers!
Cops are available to embarrassingly stop you on a major road, to tell you that your tint is too dark, when it is the borderline standard of 25%. While the officer is busy taking up time with you, some fools you know from the neighborhood rolls by in an 2004 Escalade with expired registration due to them barely being able to afford the vehicle.
You ever seen a fat cop? SMH. Be looking like they gotta call for backup when they realize they may have to run after somethin they can’t chase & hit with their car.
You forever see 2 or 3 of them with their morning latte chatting at Don’s Gas and Go, all the while you keep driving and a mile up, somebody is flyin by you at Back to the Future time travelin speeds in their 88′ DeLorean!
*sigh*
Just thinkin….Take it easy!
