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You ever wonder how life just deals you lemons and sometimes them lemons aren’t fresh?
- Deoderant/Perfume/cologne products….I know it’s not for everyone, but sometimes some folk who choose not to wear it and start sweating by 10:00 am in the workplace….should just give it a try! Damn.
- I wanna know when they do documentaries on military families….why the family is always so perfect and put together. That’s nice to see but Damn. Can we get some “Real” reality for once? Come to my house. I show you reality. I’ll show you military pay. I’ll show you the lady down the street who dropped her husband off Tuesday afternoon to be deployed to Iraq and 11:30 pm that same night moved in her boyfriend.
- The “M” fell off my razor phone. It’s been fell off but I’d just thought I’d share. Also, AT&T came back? Who asked them to? I looked at my phone the other day, it had cingular, then I blinked like hottie…..and now it says AT&T. Bitches be switchin up like Beverly Johnson wigs. Make up your damn mind.
(I Love Beverly Johnson BTW……)
- Pitted Prunes are a wonderful thing. (Especially after eating alot of cheese tortillas)
- You ever have anyone talk over your shoulder and their breath smells like curdled milk and moldy onions chillin & sippin drinks on a hot day?
- I hate spiders. I am not scared of them I just hate that their legs are spread out like Karrine Steffans legs always be….and that I found I dead black widow at my back door.
- Homemade Corn Bread is much heavier and tastier (if done right), than Jiffy.
- I like Capri-Suns and will fight my 5 year old for the last one. Is that wrong?
- *sigh* I miss “Living Single.”
AntBee Said:
on June 22, 2007 at 8:46 pm
I love you!
Over the shoulder bad breath or blowback bad breath have to be the worst forms of bad breath. It’s so unexpected, that it shocks you to your inner core.
At least if someone is standing in front of you, and their breath is bangy, then you know from whence that funk has come. But if that funk comes from behind you, or even worse, comes from someone not even facing you, and their breath wafts back into your face, then there is a problem somewhere. I don’t know if you said this on C&D, but I read it there a few days ago, and it’s funny, because I had been waiting to use it, but “The Funk of 40,000 Years” ain’t no joke!
I was an Air Force brat, so I completely feel you on those dysfunctional military families. Those documentaries don’t fool me. We had a family of nudists or something living across the street when I was 8-10 years old. They would never let a little nig in the house for nothin’. Even my uninformed little brain could tell something wasn’t right. They were very suspect, and I believe to this day, that there was more than some nudity going on in that house. Don’t get me started on, AntBee: The Germany Years. Talk about some scandals for your ass!
Coco LaShanna4 Said:
on June 22, 2007 at 9:36 pm
Welcome to the blogosphere! I wanted to have a threesome with Alfonso Ribeiro and Ricky Schroeder during their stint on “Silver Spoons.”
And you know what? I still do.
me Said:
on June 23, 2007 at 3:02 pm
Hey Shanna,
Congrats on the new blog. The Karrine comparison with the spider had me laughing a bit more than necessary at 11 in the morning. lol.
Shanna4 Said:
on June 24, 2007 at 10:31 pm
Antbee thanks! The weirdo Air force family…..I kinda laughed when I read this! *sorry* Walkin around bucket naked and thinkin they slick by not inviting nobody over!! Maan, it just proves a point though, Military folks are just as crazy as civilians!
Coco….*Said like Martin Lawrence in a black leather outfit back in 93* “You So Crazy!” I bet you DO wanna have that 3some….. though Ricky looks the same just older…Alfonso a.k.a “Carlton Banks” done gained some weight right there lately…..saw some pics of him recently…dude is kinda on the beefy side! But I knowing you that won’t be a problem! LOL Plus, I’mma tell Paul W. on you!
Hey “Me”! & Thanks! LOL Since I was describing something that involved “widespread” or “wide open”….Karrine was all I could think of! LOL!
Ninjagirrl Said:
on June 25, 2007 at 2:05 pm
Hey Lil Mama (no lipglossho) Awwwwwwwwww welcome to blogging, I just got here too, and my ass is laaaaaaaaaaazy. I look forward to hearing what you have to say, since I usually only get to see your sweet and sensitive side all day
*insert mop to clean up pool of sarcasm here*